Wine and Wizardry.

So my social-reject-ness quite possibly stems from the fact that I spend every Monday evening drinking tea with the oddest group of people you will ever meet. I cant begin to explain it.

Tonight, I spent 2 hours crafting a magic wand from paper. I took a quiz to decide that my wand should contain the heart strings of a dragon. And got my head measured to fit my hat. No I am not part of some crazy cult, we are just devoting a weekend to Harry Potter. How fucking cool.

For some reason, this crazy group of fucktards know pretty much everything about my life. We exchange strange or drunken tales over rich teas and custard creams, and I realise how much worse I am than everyone else. It seems that no one does the kind of shit I do, or gets themselves into as weird situations . . intoxicated or not!!


With alcohol inside me, I am what many people would class a joke. I never used to be, in fact I used to be a surprisingly happy chappy. But this new year, I decided to cry for four hours, make pretty much the biggest tit of myself possible, and make all my weird situations that little bit weirder. I also seem to think it a good idea to kiss anyone I can, and occasionally show everyone my boobs. Basically, all my morals, and dignity go out the window. 


I don't understand it myself really. Why do something drunk, that sober, I would never even dream of doing? I honestly can't give an answer. Maybe, at the time, I like the fact that someone wants me, even if its for completely the wrong reasons. But why would I like that if sober I would have no interest at all? Sober I wouldn't even kiss someone I wasn't interested in, yet drunk the whole world gets to see my underwear.


Way to go Beth!! You are one classy bitch.


So this is why I attend fucktard club. To vent at a super odd group of girls who giggle at how I am just that little bit worse than them. And to keep me grounded. I might be a bit of a joke, but at least I can make a mean origami frog.


Morals and Dignity ♥ 


Well less of the dignity . . I'm going on a Harry Potter weekend for fuck sake.